My parents had no business getting this kind of dog, since they aren't exactly the best at dog training.  They took her to obedience class at Petmart when she was a pup, and the trainer told them they needed to re-take the class.  They didn't.  She became so unruly they hired an animal behaviorist to help, but found the solutions inconvenient, so they didn't stick with them more than a day.

Dolly also bites.  She even bites me parents.  They say "that's how she plays!"  Um, no...biting is NOT tolerated under any circumstances.  clock and I are worried about what's going to happen when she bites the dude.  It's not if it's when.  We're hoping Porschea will be there, as death will be immediate and swift.

She has been following me around all day.  She is constantly underfoot, and I have tripped over her a few times.  I wish she would just go nap elsewhere.

So far she has run off with 3 baby toys and gotten  into only 1 xmas gift.

OH!  And she poots a gas that could be classified as a chemical weapon.  Ugh, disgusting.

Tomorrow will not come soon enough.  I keep her because my parents keep Porschea so much, I feel obligated.  Also, she has come home sick the last 3 times they left her at the kennel and haven't found a new one yet.

At least she isn't peeing and crapping all over the carpet like she used to do (note: we got rid of the carpet, so she can't!).

PS - Rayovac D batteries are also just AA batteries in disguise.  Do not purchase them to run baby items.