My friend with the boxers was in a bind, so I agreed to watch his dogs for a couple of nights.  Freya, the older dog, is her usual self - good, a bit spazzy, and I can't pet her because she tries to climb all over me and lick me.  Not acceptable.

Thor, on the other hand.....he's a shit teenager dog.  He's 7 months old, and it seems my friend hasn't done much of a job disciplining him.  He's in to everything in the house - he has to be constantly supervised (which I can't do, due to the baby).  I can't throw him in the back yard because he eats all the plants (and the dirt) and alternates between trying to jump the fence and digging under it.  The 2 things that totally pushed me over the edge: I found him chewing a very sentimentally important teddy bear of mine, and then I found a trail of pee that goes through my office and into the hallway.  He has been crated since the afternoon he arrived (being let outside for every few hours for a bathroom break and to play with the other dogs).  Thor also barks all the time, which has disturbed the dude more than once (my favorite was in the middle of the night).

Oh wait - Freya wasn't a total angel - she shit in the middle of the hallway.

I IM'd my friend, and told him I won't be able to take care of Thor again.

The dogs combined with lack of sleep have really pushed me over the edge.  I'm quite the raging bitch today.  And yesterday.

I'm going to have to get the carpet cleaned in my office and the hallway.  My boy is close to crawling - no way he's crawling in dog urine and feces.

Amusing story: clock let Thor run around while I was on the phone with my mother.  Freya came up to the dude and gave him a lick.  Thor walked up to the dude and went to lick him, but Porschea ran up to him and gave him a warning growl.  He continued, so Porschea grabbed him by the throat and threw him across the room.  GO PORSCHEA!

My friend's flight lands at 5 pm.  It won't be here soon enough.

OH!  also forgot to mention....Porschea has been humping the hell out of Thor every time he's out.  This is the first time I have ever seen Porschea hump another dog.  And yet, Thor doesn't "get it."

My friend needs to take the time to train his f'n dog.  Thor doesn't even know "down"!!!!!